Keeping Your Sex Life Alive After Having Kids – How to Have A Great Sex Life After Marriage and Children
Summary: If you want a good sex life, and you are in a long-term relationship with children, you need to make having sex at least as high a priority as brushing your teeth.
So Joe bumps into Bob at the gym.
“How’s it going Bob?
“Not so good Joe. I almost got fired from my job yesterday.”
“They said I haven’t been coming to work over the last two weeks.”
“What? You mean you just don’t show up?”
“Well I’d like to but I don’t think you should force these things. Working should come naturally. It should be spontaneous or it ruins its specialness. Lately it just hasn’t been happening.”
“You’re shitting me right? Like you don’t even set an alarm clock?”
“No, of course not. I don’t want to force it. If I’m supposed to go to work it will just happen. It will feel right.”
“Ok, I’m not going to argue with you on that one because you are either whacked in the head or you’re fucking with me. Either way, I’m done. But what’s up with your teeth? They’ll all yellow and crusty and your breath stinks like a sewer!”
“Well I haven’t brushed in like a month or so…”
“Huh? Are you crazy. Your teeth are going to rot out!”
“Well I’d like to have clean teeth but I just haven’t been in the mood. It’s not natural to force yourself to brush your teeth. It’s not like I don’t try. I’ll get out the toothbrush and even put it on the counter. Sometime I’ll even put some toothpaste on it. But then something else just comes up, the kids distract me, or I get too tired and just go to bed instead.”
“Look, if you want to have healthy teeth you need to brush them. That’s it. You can’t wait around for it to happen. You need to make a schedule.”
“I just don’t believe that. My body will tell me when the time is right. God didn’t put me on earth to act like some robot that just brushes their teeth on command or forces themselves to go to work. These things are intimate and special. If it was meant to be, it will be.”
“Dude. I’m outta here.”
If you had a friend like Bob you’d be rightfully worried. His behavior in nonsensical, self defeating, and a guarantee that he will never achieve his goals of full employment and fresh breath.Yet, I see busy, stressed out couples who think somehow they can achieve a healthy fulfilling sex life using Bob’s failed techniques.
They have no problem scheduling after school activities for their children or getting to work on time. If they want clean clothes they have no issues about setting some time aside to do the laundry. If they want to eat, somehow they make sure there is food in the refrigerator and they have an hour or so to cook. If they want to watch their favorite show they Tivo it and set aside time to watch it. Yet when it comes to sex, these same organized, and completely sane, reasonable people will act like airy fairy hippies waiting in the parking lot for a free ticket to a sold out Dead show. Somehow the “magic” will just happen.
Well magic doesn’t just happen. You make it happen. This is real life and there is no reason to think sex will be any different.
Now planning a sex life doesn’t have to be tedious or dispassionate. These are myths. You’re simply acknowledging the importance of a healthy sex life and doing something to make it happen. You can plan to the minute and cover the tiniest detail or it can very loose. For example, my partner and I have settled on the “every second or third day” plan. It keeps us on schedule but also allows for illness, stress, and fluctuation of desires. But either way you must plan and prioritize.
Myth #1: Planning for Sex Hurts Spontaneity
Many are convinced that planning hurts spontaneity. But what is spontaneity and why do we place such value on it? What in life is truly spontaneous? Even things that seem spontaneous at first, often had a series of events that lead to making the event a possibility. Plus when the time came to take advantage of the spontaneous opportunity, didn’t you make a series of mental calculations to see if it was in your best interest anyway? Of course you did. Very few things in life are truly spontaneous and most of them are tragic. Getting hit by a drunk driver is spontaneous. So is experiencing an earthquake or catching a bullet in a drive by. However, your wedding, if you’re married, was most likely planned. Having children was probably planned, at least generally. Landing that great job or buying a new car was most likely planned as well. Even winning the lottery is planned because you consciously made a decision to purchase a ticket. Just about anything good in your life was planned.
But being overrated is only one part of the spontaneity myth. The other part is denying the fact that anything spontaneous in your life already disappeared long ago. Being spontaneous is a holdover fantasy of a lifestyle that has long ceased to exist. It’s gone. It evaporated the day your first child was born. The sooner you accept this the better.
Sure, when you were young, childless, and drunk on lust, sex was spontaneous. My partner and I had it on the beach, in the forest, in the car, on the floor, the couch, and in the shower. Pretty much anytime and anywhere was good if we were in the mood. But sex wasn’t the only thing that was spontaneous. Our whole life was kind of like that. That’s the way it is when your young and have little responsibilities.
But once the initial honeymoon fades, you put on a few years, and children enter the picture, you no longer have a spontaneous life. Every minute is accounted for. Someone has to be watching the kids. There’s routines for getting ready for school and going to bed. There are doctors appointments, dentist appointments, and shopping for clothes. There’s planning for the holidays and birthday parties. Not to mention tantrums, illness, discipline, and making sure there are regular meals. And this is just the kid stuff. For you and your partner there’s work, cleaning the house, home repairs, paying bills, exercising, shopping, eating, sleeping and hopefully an hour or so of downtime after the kids are asleep. If you’re lucky you have perhaps two hours a day to yourself.
Yet many couples expect sex to spontaneously happen during this time. How exactly is this is supposed to happen? Your whole life is scheduled from morning till night. To think somehow your sex life will buck the trend and defy the odds is a pipe dream.
The third component of the spontaneity myth is defining spontaneity as the act itself. Just because you planned to have sex every Thursday doesn’t mean the sex you have during that time can’t be wildly passionate and spontaneous. You can have unplanned, yet hum drum, vanilla sex on an exotic beach just as easily as in the bedroom. It’s not the planning that takes away the creativity, the exuberance and spontaneity, it’s the attitudes of the participants. Boring dispassionate people have boring dispassionate sex. Your scheduled sexual encounters can be just a spontaneous and fee flowing as that great time on the kitchen table after breakfast when you were 23. Planning just reserves time so it’s guaranteed to happen. What you do with that time is up to you.
Myth #2: Planning for Sex Kills the Passion. Everyone Knows You Can’t Make Yourself Be in the Mood
There’s an old Hebrew expression that says “with the food comes the appetite”. Thinking about sex, anticipating sex, and preparing for sex increases desire, not mitigates it. It’s like planning for a great dinner. You’ve picked the restaurant and you’ve been looking forward to it all day. Just you, your partner and some great food. Any chance you won’t be hungry when the food comes? Not likely.
How about a fishing trip or a night out on the town. Does knowing when these activities will happen, and then preparing for them, increase or decrease your excitement? Do we even need to ask?
Sex is the same. Just fantasizing about sex for a minute or two produces sexual arousal. You don’t sit around waiting to magically be in the mood, you put yourself in the mood by thinking about it, preparing for it and talking about it.
Now I know from talking to other couples and reading many studies on sexual attitudes that many people simple cannot shed themselves of their sexual preconceptions. In their mind they’ve placed sex in a special category and have romanticized it to the point of oblivion. For them, this advice is just too creepy. Talking about sex so frankly, making it a priority, and planning for and pursuing sexual fulfilment takes a back seat to preserving their fantasies about how sex should be.
If this is you, then enjoy your infrequent yet spontaneous sex. Hope you get lucky enough to keep yourself sane. However, if you want to take the plunge and give your sex life the same priority that you give brushing your teeth, then I guarantee you will have a more fulfilling sex life. It’s simple mathematics.
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